Here’s a few strategies to become the best victim you can be: 

1. Make everything, every interaction, every situation about you. 
2. Assume the worst in everyone else. 
3. Blame others for your feelings. 
4. Belittle others for having a different perspective. 
5. Find evil intent in the faults of others, while denying your own responsibility.
6. See your reality as more real than another’s.   
7. Anytime someone disagrees with your delusions of victimhood shame them for not listening and not showing empathy or compassion. 
8. Don’t ever show gratitude when others adjust their schedule or plans to accommodate your victimhood. 

It is crazy how similar being a victim is to being a narcissist.